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REPORTING AN EMERGENCY: HEART ATTACK

Dispatcher: Hello the emergency number , how can I help you.
Caller: My... my dad has suffered a heart attack
D: Ok , help him to sit down
C: ok  Done
D: Now , ask him if he has a pain in his chest.
C: Dad , do you have a pain in your chest? Yes
D: Don't leave him alone, stay by his side until the ambulance gets there. 
C: Ok good
D: What's your name?
C: Sarah
D: ok Sara , where are you?
C: We are at home , the address is Sesame Street, number 141
D: Perfect , Sarah. How old are you?
C: I'm ten . Excuse me , my dad is hardly breathing, what can I do?
D: Don't worry Sarah , speak to him , the ambulance is near there . In a few minutes you will be helped
C: Ok.. that's all. Dad are you ok? He is still breathing but the pain is getting harder.
D: Just stay with him . Don't leave him alone and try to calm him down. 
C: The ambulance has just arrived . Thank you

At the doctor: I've got a terrible stomachache

Doctor:		Good morning. Please have a seat here. What´s the problem?
Paul Ryefield:		I have a terrible stomachache.
D:		Do you have diarrhea?
P:		Yes, I do.
D:		Do you have any other symptoms?
P:		Yes, I feel sick.
D:		You mean you feel nauseous?
P:		That´s right. I feel like vomiting. And right now I feel dizzy, too.
D:		When did the symptoms start?
P:		This morning. Yesterday evening I ate something raw.
D:		All right. Please take off your clothes to the waist and lie down there. ... Just tell me if it hurts when I do this.
P:		It doesn´t hurt. ... Ouch. It hurts there.
D:		Okay. Let´s hope it´s just indigestion, but we´ll need to run some diagnostic tests to be sure. We´ll run a blood test and we´ll also need a urine sample.
P:		Can you give me something for the time being?
D:		Yes, I´ll give you a prescription for indigestion tablets.

My trip to Horsham

What happened?

I have a cut on my arm

What happened?

I fell off my bike

I broke my leg!

Really? What happened?

I fell skiing

Be careful

Ouch! My back hurts!

Did you hurt it when you tripped?

I guess so

I got a cut on my foot!

How did that happen?

I scraped it on a rock

Why are you crying?

I hit my elbow on the door. It really hurts.

Oh no! You’ll be OK

Thanks

Why do you have a band-aid on your knee?

I scraped it when I fell off my skateboard

I hurt my finger!

What happened?

I slammed it in a door/It got slammed in a door

Oh no!

What happened?

I scraped my shoulder running through the door!

Don’t run in the house

OK. I’m sorry

Why is your nose so red?

Because I’m so cold

What happened to your hand?

Oh nothing! It’s just a bug bite

It must be a big bug!